Monday, February 13, 2012

Polis serbu rumah Ketua AMK Rembau dan rampas komputer

Polis serbu rumah Ketua AMK Rembau dan rampas komputer

Polis serbu rumah Ketua AMK Rembau dan rampas komputer

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 09:52 AM PST


Kenyataan Ketua AMK Rembau

Pada 13 Febuari 2012 kira - kira jam 9.00 pagi saya mendapat panggilan telefon dari Pegawai Polis yang dikenali sebagai ASP Wisma dari IPD Ampang. Beliau memaklumkan saya perlu berada pada jam 11.30 pagi di Balai Polis S2 untuk dirakam kenyataan.

Sampai di balai polis dia memaklumkan perlu ke rumah saya dan pejabat saya kerana polis hendak membuat rampasan komputer. Saya bersama dengan polis telah menuju ke kediaman saya di Senawang. Dalam perjalanan saya telah menghubungi che'GuBard, Ketua Cabang Rembau memaklumkan perkara ini. Arahan che'GuBard ialah jangan benarkan polis masuk selagi peguam tidak sampai.

Setelah menunggu 15 minit dikawasan rumah saya, akhirnya peguam Jason dan beberapa wartawan sampai. Juga tiba YB Ravi (ADUN PD Bandar) dan YB. P.Gunasekaran (ADUN Senawang). Sekumpulan polis masuk ke rumah saya dengan berpakaian seragam, isteri saya yang sedang cuti sakit terkejut, anak-anak tentu keliru dan jiran - jiran pasti bercakap. Mereka membawa keluar komputer kami sekeluarga yang isteri saya sering buat kerja pejabat yang tak selesai dan anak - anak sering gunakan juga untuk urusan kerja sekolah mereka.

Kes ini bersangkutan dengan kes akaun twitter palsu / menyamar yang mulanya menggunakan twitt handle @AMK_Rembau. Twitt ini wujud ketika pemilihan parti dan digunakan sebagai strategi memburukkan nama Ketua Cabang Rembau yang pada ketika itu menawar diri bertanding Ketua AMK Pusat. Strategi ini memang berluasa tanpa dikawal ketika itu penggunaan akaun laamn sosial palsu meruapakn antara strategi utama politik jahat menjatuhkan che'GuBard ketika itu.

Namun semuanya tidak berhenti selepas pemilihan selesai. Akaun palsu yang menggunakan identiti AMK Rembau ini terus digunakan dengan menggunakan ayat-ayat lucah, kasar dan ada kalanya melampau seperti menghina raja. Saya yakin ini semua untuk memburukkan che'GuBard.

Pada 5 Julai, saya selaku Ketua AMK Rembau telah mengeluarkan kenyataan rasmi mengenai kewujudan twitter AMK Rembau ini. klik sini untuk baca.

Namun pada 27 Disember lepas, ASP Wiswar telah 'menahan' che'GuBard dan merampas telefon 'Blackberry' miliknya kononya kerana ada laporan oleh Umno ke atas twitter 'AMK Rembau' yang menghina raja. klik sini untuk baca lanjur

Serentak dengan itu saya juga ada dihubungi oleh ASP Wismar. Kemudian saya sendiri dua kali menghubungi pegawai polis tersebut untuk bertanya apa yang saya perlu bantu atau adakah saya perlu hadir ke balai. Malangnya dia cuma kata tak apa nanti akan hubungi semula.

Sehingalah pagi semalam datang dan terus mendesak. Saya terangkan mengenai twitter tersebut dan sedia tunjukkan beberapa bukti yang kaitkan beberapa suspek, malangnya ASP tersebut seperti tidak tahu lansung bagaimana twitter beroperasi dan hanya ikut arahan iaitu 'bosnya' suruh rampas komputer dan bawa balik.

Saya cuma mahu tegaskan di sini hari ini keluarga saya terganggu, isteri saya dan anak saya. Saya beri masa tiga hari kepada manusia yang menyamar disebalik twitter AMK Rembau yang selepas dari siasatan polis bermula dengan menahan che'GuBard menjelang tahun 2012 lepas telah beberapa kali menukar twitt handle nya agar tampil segera.

Boleh hubungi saya melalui email atau telefon. Jika tidak saya 'terpaksa' menyerahkan semua bukti dan maklumat berkaitan kamu kepada polis dengan membuat laporan polis 'semula' mengenai kes ini. Ternyata akaun twitter tersebut berbalas twitt dengan beberapa mereka yang kononya bertaraf pemimpin pusat. Termasuk berbincang hadir dalam program dan belanja makan.

Ketika kita perlu fokus berdepan Umno Bn dalam PRU yang semakin dekat kenapa perlu ada perangai busuk seperti ini ? Kamu yang konon berwajah suci depan tetapi sebenarnya berhati busuk suka membunuh sesama jemaah dan umpama gunting dalam lipatan.

Sani Md Shah
Ketua AMK Rembau
14 Febuari 2012

My Tweets for week ending 2012-02-13

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 01:00 AM PST


do u know of any person who uses Dr title for the honorary doc received? @HindrafMakkal @kokwing_lim @NajibRazak in reply to HindrafMakkal # new twitter interface is cumbersome. need more clicks to traverse btwn mentions/replies and timeline. # Academician at @limkokwing? Got such thing ah? @HindrafMakkal @kokwing_lim @NajibRazak @AP @BBC in reply to HindrafMakkal # [...]

MAHATHIR MUST HAVE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 10:18 AM PST

HAD a problem at first trying to decipher it all because the remarks came from someone of a high standing. It was like "Can I believe this?" or "Did he actually say this?"

It's been three days and since there is no denial or clarification, the news portal must have quoted him and another legal mind correctly.

In a nutshell, to Tun Dzaiddin Abdullah, a former chief justice, almost everything that is wrong with our judiciary is all due to Tun Mahathir Mohamad -- chief tyrant, he the all-intimidating politician, the prime minister who whipped everyone into submission.

In his address at the weekend to honour the birthday of our first PM Tunku Abdul Rahman, amongst other things, Dzaiddin said Mahathir had cowed the judiciary for well over two decades.

He spoke about the amendments in 1988 and 1989 pertaining to judicial review, the amendment to Article 121 of the federal Constitution, which effectively clipped the judiciary's wings.

Thus the courts have become subservient to politicians in the executive arm of the government, said Dzaiddin. A sweeping statement but the portal's report did not say if Dzaiddin had referred to specific cases to back his claim.

Also mentioned by Dzaiddin was the sacking of then Lord President Tun Salleh Abas due "to clashes between the two over the roles of the two arms of the government".


At the same event Bar Council president Lim Chee Wee had his take too on Salleh: "We must never allow a PM to sack judges.....Salleh was sacked because he made a judicial pronouncement unfavourable to the government of the day."


What set me thinking was primarily this: If Dzaiddin was firm in his belief that Mahathir had messed up with the judiciary since 1988/89, why did he stay on as a judge? Can a judge who's cowed be expected to do what is required of him without fear or favour?

I'm reminded of the late lawyer Raja Aziz Addruce who refused to appear in court when Tun Hamid Omar was the LP. It doesn't matter if you agree or disagree with him but at least Raja Aziz kept his principle intact.

In the case of Dzaiddin, not only did he stay on as a judge but also accepted the appointment as CJ in December 2000 and served until his retirement in March 2003. It was an appointment by the Agong but acting on the advice of the PM. Was it not Mahathir who was the PM at that time?

Was the problem with Salleh not a result of him incurring the displeasure of a late Agong? The decision to form the tribunal to hear the case against him was taken only after Salleh had changed his mind about resigning.

I have no doubt that there was no love lost between Mahathir and Salleh but the fact remains that the dispute started when the Agong didn't want Salleh around.

The other fact is that Mahathir left office about 8 1/2 years ago. Still not enough time for the judiciary to get back into shape?

But what if those who led the judiciary after Dzaiddin, and the present too, don't agree with his views? Would not that be an insult, an affront to their dignity and integrity? Still fearful of a Mahathir who left office in late 2003, or any other government politician?

Even if Mahathir was such a man would you, by your own admission, serve under such a person when there were other options available?


Would you, again by your own indirect admission, allow yourself to be put down, to be subdued and to be intimidated by this man, only to speak out years later?


I know I wouldn't. Malu.



 


Project 366 - Week 5 (Feb 5 - Feb 11)

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 08:08 AM PST



February 5 - Dragon at the Morning Market



February 6 - Water Dragon brings luck!



February 7 - Moon over Tuas. 



February 8 - Thank God for Skype. 



February 9 - 84 blouses :)
 



February 10 - First Coach (taken from the window of another First Coach) 



February 11 - M&Ms (one colour is missing)

Be my Valentine!

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 08:48 AM PST



Every year it is the same thing.  

There is the same debate.
Celebrate!  Don't celebrate!

Why this is even an issue is beyond me, so won't you move away, you "wet blankets"?  

Make way for those who want to celebrate love!


(This goes out specially to Stephen Felix Grosse!)

Skim Kesihatan 1 Care – Kemana Hilang RM50 Bilion Dana Perubatan Dalam KWSP ?

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 07:36 AM PST

KUALA LUMPUR 13 Febuari: Ahli Parlimen Indera Mahkota, Azan Ismail mempersoalkan ke mana hilangnya kira-kira RM50 bilion dana yang disimpan dalam Kumpulan Wang Simpanan Pekerja untuk tujuan kesihatan dan perubatan. Beliau berkata demikian mengulas cadangan kerajaan untuk mewujudkan sistem kesihatan nasional 1 Care, yang akan memotong 10 peratus daripada pendapatan rakyat. "Sekiranya 1Care berjaya mengumpul [...]


Skandal Jamil Khir Salah Guna Wang Zakat – Yayasan Taqwa Mohon RM1 Juta, Jamil Khir Lulus Rm4 Juta ?

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 07:13 AM PST

KUALA LUMPUR, 13 Feb: Dewan Pemuda PAS Malaysia mempersoalkan bagaimana orang yang sama iaitu Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Jamil Khir yang merupakan Pengerusi Majlis Agama Islam Wilayah Persekutuan (MAIWP) dan memegang jawatan Pemegang Amanah Yayasan Taqwa boleh memohon dan meluluskan peruntukan dari Baitulmal MAIWP. Ketuanya, Nasrudin Hassan pada sidang media di Ibu [...]


Karpal Singh tak hormat agama Islam - Nik Abduh

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 07:00 AM PST

Anak kepada wali selipar mursidol Am PAS,telah mengesahkan bahawa PAS memang gagal berdakwah terhadap DAP. Buktinya Karpal persoalkan tindakan PAS mengesa agar hari velentine diharamkan.

Atas dasar hak asasi manusia dan prinsip pakatan,tindakan PAS sebenarnya sekadar melepaskan batuk ditangga,mengkritik Karpal hanyalah sekadar cukup syarat. Korang bayangkan jika Karpal berdehem dan Kit Siang batuk batuk didepan Presiden PAS,sudah pasti mencicit lari kesemua pemimpin PAS ketakutan.

Tak percaya lepas ni kita tengok pula PAS akan tarik balik kata kata mereka terhadap Imam Karpal.

Tindakan Pengerusi DAP, Karpal Singh yang tak bersetuju dengan niat PAS menentang sambutan Hari Kekasih dianggap sebagai perbuatan yang tidak menghormati agama Islam.

Sambil meminta Karpal belajar menghormati agama lain, Nik Abduh turut menegaskan peguam itu sepatutnya tidak memaksa pandangannya diterima oleh orang lain.

"Ia bukan hanya pendirian Pas, ia pendirian semua umat Islam. Semua pihak mesti terlibat mendidik dan menyeru umat Islam kepada kebaikan beragama.

"Mencegah kemungkaran adalah kebaikan yang dipromosi agama secara unggul. Dalam diri umat Islam ada agama. Ia hak tertinggi. Justeru, mendidik umat agar menghormati ajaran agama adalah hak asasi umat Islam.

"Karpal kena belajar walau sudah tua untuk menghormati agama lain, bukan memaksa pandangan sendiri ke atas orang lain. Politik bukan mahkamah," katanya menerusi status terkini di laman sosial Facebooknya hari ini.

Kenyataan Nik Abduh itu dipercayai berkait dengan tindakan Karpal yang menggesa Pas menarik balik pendirian membantah sambutan Hari Kekasih pada 14 Februari ini kerana ia mempromosikan aktiviti tidak bermoral.

Karpal seperti yang dilaporkan oleh sebuah akhbar hari ini dipetik berkata, pendirian Pas itu tidak boleh dipertahankan kerana sambutan Hari Kekasih diterima umum dan disambut hampir di semua negara.

Menurut Karpal, DAP berpendapat pendirian Pas menentang sambutan Hari Kekasih bukan satu langkah yang baik dan tindakan Pas juga bertentangan dengan hak asasi manusia dan prinsip kebebasan.

Dewan Pemuda Pas pada 7 Februari lalu, menggesa kerajaan melancarkan kempen menentang sambutan Hari Kekasih termasuk dengan menyiarkan iklan anti sambutan hari tersebut bagi mencegah umat Islam menyambutnya.-UtaraNews


Pisau kata"dia sibuk sangat dengan hari velentine,hari LGBT takde pulak nak bantah"

Can Tweety the bird be safe with Slyvester the cat?

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 06:24 AM PST

The pair formed their relationship after five-year-old Maria Fedorov brought the hungry stray kitten home to her parents house in Moscow Russia. Maria's father, Alexander, from, Moscow, Russia, said: 'Despite our fears, they moved everywhere as twins, played, slept and even ate together.'

BH forwarded the above with the following note...

They may be cute now but wait until they grow up:
Chick and kitten are a real-life version of Tweety and Sylvester.

Please note the difference between a chick and a birdie. A chick grows to become a chicken and the size depends on its species. A kampung (or village) chicken is likely to be slim and agile, and can even fly up to perch on a tree. Its size is definitely bigger than a normal bird of Tweety's kind. In the case of castrated chicken, the size can grow to more than 5 kg.! By then, even Sylvester will have to give some respect to it.

By the way, for the information of those uninitiated, a castrated chicken (aka as 'yim kai' in Cantonese) is being sold at Rm50 a kg.! This works out to Rm250 for one bird. You can complain to the government but people are willing to pay for the pleasure of eating a steamed one. As my wife would remind any of her lucky friends, she would not give unless the recipient agrees that no skin will be thrown away!
Link

Apologize for wasting RM84mil on self-flattering news, Guan Eng tells Najib

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 06:09 AM PST

13 February 2012

KUALA LUMPUR,- Lim Guan Eng today demanded the Prime Minister's Office (PMO) apologise for paying RM84 million to a UK publicity firm to polish the Najib administration's image through news programmes.

"Datuk Seri Najib Razak should direct his Prime Minister's Office (PMO) to apologise for paying RM84 million to burnish the Najib administration's image... just as the BBC is apologising for accepting payments in exchange for a positive image for countries with a poor record of democratic practices and corruption," said the DAP secretary-general in a statement here.

The BCC has pledged to apologise for airing paid-for programmes that were favourable to some countries, including Malaysia.

UK daily The Independent reported yesterday the BBC will apologise to an estimated 74 million people around the world for a news-fixing scandal in which it aired as documentaries programmes that had been paid for in a deal with London-based publicity firm, FBC Media.

According to The Independent, the global apology by BBC is expected to read: "A small number of programmes broadcast on BBC World News between February 2009 and July 2011 broke BBC rules aimed at protecting our editorial integrity.

"These rules ensure that programmes are free, and are seen to be free, from commercial or other outside pressures."

Making a direct reference to the FBC documentaries, it will say: "In the case of eight other programmes, all of which featured Malaysia, we found that the production company which made the programmes appeared to have a financial relationship with the Malaysian government.

The BBC Trust's Editorial Standards Committee carried out an investigation into BBC World News in November and uncovered 15 breaches of editorial guidelines.

Eight of the breaches related to FBC programmes made about Malaysia due to an apparent "financial relationship" between the government and FBC Media, the TV production company.

The Independent pointed out that FBC Media made eight pieces for the BBC about Malaysia while failing to declare it was paid £17million (RM84 million) by the Malaysian government for "global strategic communications" that included positive coverage of Malaysia's controversial palm oil industry.

The apology will be broadcast worldwide on the BBC's World News channel to an estimated 295 million homes, 1.7 million hotel rooms, 81 cruise ships, 46 airlines and on 35 mobile phone platforms at four different times, staged in order to reach audiences in different time zones, the paper reported.

"This has also been confirmed by PM Najib Razak who last year admitted in a written parliamentary reply that the government had paid RM83.8 million to media consultancy company FBC Media for the duration of three years from 2007 for 'consultancy services, advice and management of a communication campaign'.

"This was as part of a contract between the Prime Minister's Office and FBC Media that was signed in 2007 and renewed twice," added Lim today, who said that news of Malaysia's involvement in the matter had "embarrassed" the country.

FBC Media and its parent company, FBC Group, went into administration last year — a legal term that allows a company facing bankruptcy to carry on business — following reports it accepted £17million from Putrajaya to burnish the Najib administration's image on global broadcast networks.

FBC was set up in 1998 by award-winning US journalist Alan Friedman and other prominent media individuals who built a network of blue-chip clients that included the governments of Greece, Italy and Zambia, with contracts to promote tourism in Malaysia, Indonesia and Hungary.

FBC has been exposed to have also doubled up as a publicity firm for the Najib government and was paid millions of pounds to conduct a "global strategic communications campaign".

But Putrajaya ended its RM96 million contract with FBC, which started in 2009, after it was revealed Malaysian government leaders regularly appeared in paid-for-TV programmes.

The Malaysian Insider has reported of PM Najib contracting a series of public relations strategists, including APCO Worldwide, to polish his personal image and his government's locally and worldwide.

APCO's time in Malaysia was marked by controversy after the opposition alleged the public relations firm was linked to Israel.

The most recent hire are members of the team behind former British PM Tony Blair's "New Labour" campaign, who were reported to have started work to reinvent Najib as a moderate reformist.

-Themalaysianinsider

Ahmad Maslan Hina Kitab Suci,Buang Dalam Tong Sampah

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 04:35 AM PST

Satu gerakan massa akan dilancarkan oleh pakatan untuk membantah secara besar besaran kerana Ketua Penerangan Umno,Datuk Ahmad Maslan telah menghina kitab suci pakatan dengan membuangnya didalam tong sampah.

Tindakan ini menyebabkan gerembolan pakatan marah dan sebentar tadi sudah ada bersiap sedia untuk tidor diatas jalan .Bagi pihak PAS pula mereka akan melancarkan jihad fisabillilah kerana mereka sudah lama beriman kepada kitab suci tersebut ,maka tindakan kurang ajar oleh Ahmad Maslan adalah satu perbuatan yang tidak dapat diterima oleh sesiapa pun.

Bayangkan Menteri Besar Kedah pun turut dikecam dan didesak untuk letak jawatan kerana tidak beriman kepada kitab suci tersebut inikan pula membuangnya kedalam tong sampah.
Timbalan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri Datuk Ahmad Maslan hari ini mencampak Buku Jingga ke dalam tong sampah tanda tidak puas hati terhadap dasar bersama Pakatan Rakyat dalam isu Felda yang dipertikaikannya.

Menurutnya, beliau bertindak demikian dalam majlis perjumpaan bersama kepimpinan tanah rancangan itu di Kuala Lumpur hari ini kerana beberapa perkara yang diketengahkan pembangkang didakwa tidak berdasarkan maklumat tepat.

Tindakan simbolik itu dibuat di pentas ketika sesi penerangan lebih dua jam kepada pemimpin Felda daripada keseluruhan 317 tanah rancangannya berlangsung hari ini.

Buku Jingga yang memuatkan tawaran 100 hari sekiranya berjaya menawan Putrajaya antaranya berjanji akan membatalkan Felda Plantations bagi tujuan membuka ladang yang diuruskannya kepada generasi kedua dan ketika Felda.

Bercakap dalam sidang media selepas itu, Ahmad yang juga ketua penerangan Umno berkata tindakannya memasukkan Buku Jingga ke dalam tong sampah memang dimaksudkan kerana hujah pembangkang didakwa "amat salah".

Bantu keluarga miskin

"Pertama, mereka sebut tanah itu milik Felda Plantations. Felda Plantations tak ada tanah. Itu pun dah salah, belum lagi ulasan yang saya sebut (dalam sesi penerangan)," katanya.

"Itu sebabnya saya masukkan dalam tong sampah di depan peneroka, sebab mereka tak sudah-sudah pergi bagi borang tanah. Macam mereka ini DO (pegawai daerah). Nak faraid tanah, kononnya tanah Felda Plantations."

NONESebaliknya, jelas Ahmad, Felda Plantations hanya mengurus dan pemilik sebenar tanah adalah "the big Felda" selepas kerajaan tidak lagi memberikan tanah kepada peneroka pada 1990 supaya ia dapat berdikari dan mendapat keuntungan.

"Dan itu sepatutnya bantu keluarga miskin lain. Jadi tanah itu tidak boleh nak serahkan pada anak peneroka. Dan kalau kita beri tanah pada anak peneroka, orang kampung yang ayah dia tak dapat tanah, Cina tak dapat tanah, India tak dapat tanah...

"Tiba-tiba nak lagi pada orang yang ada tanah tanah. Adil ke tu? Sebab itu saya campak buku tadi dalam tong sampah," soalnya lagi dengan sinis.

FeldaAhmad juga berkata keuntungan Felda juga, antaranya melalui tindakan terbaru untuk menyenaraikannya di Bursa Malaysia pada Mei akan diserahkan kembali kepada rakyat.

"Itu jauh lebih baik daripada Buku Jinggay dan 'Negara Berkebajikan' PAS yang juga sebut pasal Felda ini," katanya lagi.


Pisau kata "buku jinggay bukan al-quran kata Menteri Besar Kedah Ustaz Azizan."

Ramasamy sues; Karpal defends the Star

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 03:57 AM PST

Rivalry between Karpal Singh and Dr Ramasamy will eventually see both of them settling it in court. However, its not about their differences.

Karpal is expected to take up the position as a defense lawyer for The Star newspaper which is being sued for 'defamation' by the plaintiff, Ramasamy who is also Penang Deputy Chief Minister.

Both, from DAP, will turn the case as a showdown about 'who holds supreme' in the party after the spat which saw Rama facing the party's disciplinary action soon.

Karpal is hoping for Rama to be sacked from the opposition party while his 'enemy' is said to have launched an 'anti-Karpal' campaign nationwide - should the party expels him, his few thousand supporters would quit from DAP.

Looks like The Star is a perfect scapegoat for the two. But why didn't Ramasamy take similar action on Tamil Osai newspaper which was accused of making 'irresponsible stories' about him and his supporters?

Compared with The Star reports, Tamil Osai was more blunt in criticising him which led to the spat with Karpal during a party convention in Penang late last year!

Opppsss... Maybe I've forgotten the fact that the editor of Tamil Osai has come up with an apology but according to The Star's reporter who interviewed him in Penang, everything that appeared in the newspaper was what Rama actually said, and it was verbatim.

So, why is he suing The Star for RM10 million if there is no chance for him to get that money? Karpal is not a low-tier lawyer as he is one of the most sought after in the country!

Remember Karpal's famous words?

"Jangan main sama saya!"

Why 1Care when we spend below WHO level?

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 02:53 AM PST

The government's mandatory healthcare insurance proposal, 1Care, already under fire over some its secreted details, came in for more criticism after being compared with international benchmarks. PKR's putative spokesperson for healthcare, Dr Tan Kee Kwong, today drew attention to the World Health Organisation (WHO) recommended level of spending on healthcare in a country's GDP, saying [...]


Tough love for Muslims on Valentine's Day

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 02:28 AM PST

Tough love for Muslims on Valentine's Day
Bernama 4:25PM Feb 13, 2012






Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Jamil Khir Baharom has urged state Islamic religious departments to act against Muslims celebrating Valentine's Day.

"We are moving simultaneously across the country to enforce regulations," he told reporters after a ceremony to present aid to mosques in Negri Sembilan by Menteri Besar Mohamad Hasan in Seremban today.

He said that various forms of preaching, advice, opinion and statements on  Valentine's Day had been made because it is not the practice for Muslims.

"We fear that the love being celebrated by couples are not in the sense of husband and wife. Other than giving advice, we also have to act," he added.

- Bernama

Source: http://www-us.malaysiakini.com/news/189004
The world That I see

Politically incorrect jokes: UK vs Malaysia

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 01:34 AM PST

Samples from UK:

1. During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "We didn't even know they were living up there."

2. Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

An improvised one to suit our Malaysian politics...

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin"

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it ... God I miss him.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"Because you're working for the BARISAN NASIONAL Government,
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."


Link

The Penan – Still Struggling to Save Our Jungle (Video)

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 12:30 AM PST

The Penan are the iconic people of the Sarawak jungle. Most communities had settled into villages and rural life of one form or another over the last hundred years, but the Penan steadfastly stuck to their nomadic ways. With just a few possessions, easily carried on their backs, they have had nothing to lose but [...]


Panas Skandal RM10billion!Ketua Pemuda Penang Nak Pangkah DAP!

Posted: 13 Feb 2012 12:00 AM PST

Bagaimana tanah yang nilainya RM10billion hanya dijual kepada Ivory Sdn Bhd dengan hanya nilai 1.1billion sahaja.Itu pun pembayaran cuma akan dibuat secara berperingkat kepada PDC.

Tanah yang dianggap sebagai "bernilai amat tinggi" di Bayan Mutiara adalah kawasan paling strategik kerana berdekatan dengan Jambatan Pulau Pinang, Zon Perdagangan Bebas dan Lapangan Terbang Antarabangsa Pulau Pinang.

Baru baru ini runding terus untuk projek sPICE,sekarang gadai tanah RM10 billion ,inikah CAT yang dicanang oleh regim DAP Guan Eng?Ketua menteri paling celaka dalam sejarah regim Penang ni akauntan jenis apa jual tanah nilai RM10 billion dengan semurah 1billion.

Dalam perjanjian diantara Ivory Sdn Bhd dan PDC selepas perjanjian ditandatangani pihak syarikat harus membayar RM100juta,persoalannya syarikat ini tidak mampu untuk membayar wang sebanyak itu tetapi kenapa syarikat tersebut mampu mendapat tanah tersebut.

Menurut sumber,sudah ada perkiraan dibelakang perjanjian antara Ivory Sdn Bhd bersama Guan Eng,Ivory Sdn Bhd salah satu syarikat yang cukup banyak membiayai Guan Eng dalam pelbagai aktiviti. Ada juga dikhabarkan mencecah ratusan ribu hinggalah kepada jutaan ringgit.



Pisau kata "Guan Eng lu jangan cakap lu talak makan,lu punya orang sendiri cakap lu selalu makan, sudah jadi CM makan pun manyak besaq !"

Salahuddin – Senjata Politik Anwar di Johor

Posted: 12 Feb 2012 10:00 PM PST


Sultan Salahuddin al-Ayyubi adalah antara pejuang ternama Islam; berjaya menentang 'Crusaders', menang di Perang Hittin dan kemudiannya mempertahan Palestin. Pencapaian luar biasa bagi seorang pejuang Islam. Memang menjadi idola dan tarikan buat semua pejuang Islam.


Khabar angin yang mengatakan Salahuddin Ayub (PAS) akan menjadi pahlawan yang membuka Johor kepada Pakatan Rakyat ini bukan perkara baru. Antara pemimpin PAS paling awal yang mahukan Salahuddin berada di Johor adalah Nik Aziz. Ramai yang tidak maklum, bahawa peminangan Salahuddin untuk bertanding di Johor bukan idea asal PAS. Ianya idea PKR. Idea asal menggunakan Salahuddin adalah cadangan Biro Politik PKR.


Kita semua tahu bahawa Biro Politik PKR lebih berkuasa daripada mana-mana biro dalam PAS. Memang benar, keluaran Harakah terbaru mengatakan bahawa Anwar TIDAK PERNAH mengawal tindakan PAS – tapi ini semua kerja damage control. Kita semua orang media. Tak payah nak goreng.


Anwar mahukan Salahuddin di Johor kerana idea meletakkan Chua Jui Meng sebagai MB adalah idea gila yang akan hanya mendatangkan murka Sultan. Anwar tahu, dia tidak akan berjaya squeeze nama Chua sebagai MB sejak awal.


Sayangnya PKR tidak punya nama besar (kalangan orang Melayu) di Johor. Tak ada. Anwar perlukan sokongan PAS. Salahuddin adalah antara nama paling awal yang dicadangkan oleh Anwar.


Secara diam-diam, Anwar juga sudah meminta restu Nik Aziz bagi melaksanakan perkara ini. Inilah yang menyebabkan TG Haji Hadi amat kecewa. Jawatan sebagai Presiden PAS sudah tidak dihormati oleh Anwar. Main bulldoze sahaja.


Anwar yakin Salahuddin boleh MENANG dengan baik di Sembrong. Apatah lagi apabila Menteri yang sepatutnya mempertahankan kerusi – sibuk meminta dia diselamatkan daripada kerusi yang pasti hangat itu.


Nampak sangat, Salahuddin memang mempunyai aura untuk menawan Johor sehingga anak bangsawan pun menggelabah ketakutan dan mula mencari kerusi orang di Kota Tinggi dan kawasan lain.


Kita kena faham, Salahuddin bukan senjata PAS. Salahuddin adalah senjata 'Anwar' yang ditanam di dalam PAS. Amat menarik suasana ini.-GelagatAnwar

Pisau kata " Anwar dah sendirian berhadkan PAS"

‘Overseas M’sians must assert right to vote’

Posted: 12 Feb 2012 07:40 PM PST

Bersih co-chairman A Samad Said may be 76-years-old, but he's not 'leaving' without letting Malaysians know that they 'must fight for their country'. KUALA LUMPUR: National laureate A Samad Said wants Malaysians abroad to assert themselves and demand their right to vote in the 13th general election. Samad, who is now the co-chairperson of Bersih [...]


Program anak muda merasai kemiskinan rakyat

Posted: 12 Feb 2012 06:24 PM PST

Kita hanya mendengar sahaja sebelum ini kemiskinan rakyat maka kali ini mari kita sama-sama melihat dan merasai sendiri kemiskinan rakyat agar kita mendapat kesedaran yang " Bukan Semua orang mahu jadi Kaya, Tetapi Semua orang tidak mahu jadi Miskin"

Solidariti Anak Muda malaysia - segmentasi Mahasiswa akan menganjurkan Program Anak Muda rasai kemiskinan rakyat. Semua anak muda dijemput sertai maklumat lanjur hubungi nombor dalam iklan diatas. Pihak seketeriat penganjur juga memohon semua yang prihatin untuk sama tampil membantu.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)